blah blah hetalia life quiz.
OH BOY!
Your best friend is Poland (LIEK BFFS AMIRITE LIEK TOTALLY THAT MINISKIRT LOOKS SO LIEK HOTT ON YOU~ )
You have a crush on Estonia ( *can see that happening* Well, I do have a giant fetish for glasses.)
You hate Spain ( Baw. ;w; )
You get bullied by America (FUCK YOU FATASS BASTARD I'LL SHOVE YOUR FREEDOM RIGHT DOWN YOUR DEMOCRATIC HAMBURGER FILLED THROAT DON'T BULLY ME. ;w; )
You are scared of Spain ( but... he eats rainbows and craps butterflies and is happy all the time, wut. )
You go out with for 5 seconds Russia (YESOHMYGODYES.)
You get a confession from Finland (Sweden: NUUU NOT MAI WAIFU )
You get in a fist fight with Ukraine ( MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER! NO MINE ARE! UFWGWUDJWK )
You had a one night stand with Russia ( and let me repeat: YESOHMYGODYES.)
Your first boyfriend is Prussia ( SO AWESOME SPARKLESPARKLEDESU. )
Everybody graduates but Japan ( I find this hilarious, especially since the japanese passing rate is so high. `v` )
You marry Prussia (MY LIFE SOUNDS AWESOME SO FAR, I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT FIVE METERS IN ACTION.)
Your first kid name is Holly (I--I'M GOING OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER?!?!?! BRB LOLING FOREVER. XDD )
You get in a dispute with Russia (BECOME ONE WITH ME. NEINNN COMMUNISM IS BADDDD)
You get out of the dispute with the help of S-Italy ( Doesn't he usually start the? `v` )
You have an affair with France ( Well, he IS France after all. )
You get caught by Japan ( Who was trying to take pictures. )
The chances of them telling 23% (Because if he does I'll force him to sepukkun himself. )
Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels Confused (WHY WOULD SHE EVER CHEAT ON ME, AFTER ALL I'M SO FUCKING AWESOME.)
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with Belarus (Who offers to put me out of my pain by slitting my throat. )
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand 92% ( I already do one every night with the Belarus on Tegaki, LOL BRI. )
You move in with Sealand (on an oil rig in the middle of an ocean? Fuck yes! `u` )
You start having feelings for America (OH AMERICA MY LOVE, I JUST CAN'T HELP IT, I'M JUST SO ATTRACTED TO YOUR BLUBBER AND LOVEHANDLES. <3 )
You get a confession from Japan (who then promptly asks me to take responsibility for making him feel that way and demands that i marry him. )
The percentage of you excepting their feelings 43% (...Exactly. Go marry Amanda plz, she actually wants you. `-` )
You say no, they then go out with Spain (I thought I hated him and was scared of him! Oh well, he does have lice big juicy..................................................tomatoes. )
The percentage of you like them two together 21% ( *does not even understand what the question is asking* )
You get ambushed by Lithuania (QUICK PUT ON THIS MINISKIRT SO I WON'T HAVE TO! )
The chances of you getting out of their alive 19% (LITHUANIA~ ARE YOU WEARING THAT MINISKIRT~~~? W-WHA?! LIKE, WHY DOES SHE HAVE IT ON?! YOU ASS YOU HAVE TO LIKE TOTALLY PUT IT ON LIKE RIGHT NOW MISTER! )
You unxpecting get glomped by Denmark (So I hear you liked my singer the best in Eurovision? -wiggly eyebrows- )
You are lonely, you get a Drink of sake ( -wanted vodka- `m` )
Drunk, you kiss Korea ( ohbby )
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss 8% (FUCK YOU KOREA ANIKI WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! )
You have a huge war against N-Italy (M-MA IO AMO LUI, QUESTO QUIZ E COSI CRUDELE ;w; )
Your chances of winning 22% (By refusing to fight him, he is to cute! <3 )
You die by France raep (....fuck. Saw that coming. )
The only person not to go to your funeral is Latvia (I WILL HAUNT YOU. )
This person is the most devestated by your death Hong Kong (Aw how nice, ilu too hong kong. <3 )
This person is teh most happiest taht you died Switzerland (Your typos are repulsive. Also, FUCK YOU SWITZ I WILL SHOVE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE GUN UP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE SISTER'S ASS, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?! )
This person is teh master mind of your death Sweden (S-Suomi? WRYYYYYYYYY?! QwQ )
Who you liked your life 89% (RAH FUCKIN' RAHHHH I'LL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILDREN, 11%! )
Okay I'm going now ahaha.
Your best friend is Poland (LIEK BFFS AMIRITE LIEK TOTALLY THAT MINISKIRT LOOKS SO LIEK HOTT ON YOU~ )
You have a crush on Estonia ( *can see that happening* Well, I do have a giant fetish for glasses.)
You hate Spain ( Baw. ;w; )
You get bullied by America (FUCK YOU FATASS BASTARD I'LL SHOVE YOUR FREEDOM RIGHT DOWN YOUR DEMOCRATIC HAMBURGER FILLED THROAT DON'T BULLY ME. ;w; )
You are scared of Spain ( but... he eats rainbows and craps butterflies and is happy all the time, wut. )
You go out with for 5 seconds Russia (YESOHMYGODYES.)
You get a confession from Finland (Sweden: NUUU NOT MAI WAIFU )
You get in a fist fight with Ukraine ( MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER! NO MINE ARE! UFWGWUDJWK )
You had a one night stand with Russia ( and let me repeat: YESOHMYGODYES.)
Your first boyfriend is Prussia ( SO AWESOME SPARKLESPARKLEDESU. )
Everybody graduates but Japan ( I find this hilarious, especially since the japanese passing rate is so high. `v` )
You marry Prussia (MY LIFE SOUNDS AWESOME SO FAR, I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT FIVE METERS IN ACTION.)
Your first kid name is Holly (I--I'M GOING OUT WITH MY DAUGHTER?!?!?! BRB LOLING FOREVER. XDD )
You get in a dispute with Russia (BECOME ONE WITH ME. NEINNN COMMUNISM IS BADDDD)
You get out of the dispute with the help of S-Italy ( Doesn't he usually start the? `v` )
You have an affair with France ( Well, he IS France after all. )
You get caught by Japan ( Who was trying to take pictures. )
The chances of them telling 23% (Because if he does I'll force him to sepukkun himself. )
Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels Confused (WHY WOULD SHE EVER CHEAT ON ME, AFTER ALL I'M SO FUCKING AWESOME.)
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with Belarus (Who offers to put me out of my pain by slitting my throat. )
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand 92% ( I already do one every night with the Belarus on Tegaki, LOL BRI. )
You move in with Sealand (on an oil rig in the middle of an ocean? Fuck yes! `u` )
You start having feelings for America (OH AMERICA MY LOVE, I JUST CAN'T HELP IT, I'M JUST SO ATTRACTED TO YOUR BLUBBER AND LOVEHANDLES. <3 )
You get a confession from Japan (who then promptly asks me to take responsibility for making him feel that way and demands that i marry him. )
The percentage of you excepting their feelings 43% (...Exactly. Go marry Amanda plz, she actually wants you. `-` )
You say no, they then go out with Spain (I thought I hated him and was scared of him! Oh well, he does have lice big juicy..................................................tomatoes. )
The percentage of you like them two together 21% ( *does not even understand what the question is asking* )
You get ambushed by Lithuania (QUICK PUT ON THIS MINISKIRT SO I WON'T HAVE TO! )
The chances of you getting out of their alive 19% (LITHUANIA~ ARE YOU WEARING THAT MINISKIRT~~~? W-WHA?! LIKE, WHY DOES SHE HAVE IT ON?! YOU ASS YOU HAVE TO LIKE TOTALLY PUT IT ON LIKE RIGHT NOW MISTER! )
You unxpecting get glomped by Denmark (So I hear you liked my singer the best in Eurovision? -wiggly eyebrows- )
You are lonely, you get a Drink of sake ( -wanted vodka- `m` )
Drunk, you kiss Korea ( ohbby )
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss 8% (FUCK YOU KOREA ANIKI WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! )
You have a huge war against N-Italy (M-MA IO AMO LUI, QUESTO QUIZ E COSI CRUDELE ;w; )
Your chances of winning 22% (By refusing to fight him, he is to cute! <3 )
You die by France raep (....fuck. Saw that coming. )
The only person not to go to your funeral is Latvia (I WILL HAUNT YOU. )
This person is the most devestated by your death Hong Kong (Aw how nice, ilu too hong kong. <3 )
This person is teh most happiest taht you died Switzerland (Your typos are repulsive. Also, FUCK YOU SWITZ I WILL SHOVE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE GUN UP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE SISTER'S ASS, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?! )
This person is teh master mind of your death Sweden (S-Suomi? WRYYYYYYYYY?! QwQ )
Who you liked your life 89% (RAH FUCKIN' RAHHHH I'LL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN CHILDREN, 11%! )
Okay I'm going now ahaha.
